Pourquoi?

My 3 year old recently entered the ‘pourquoi’ phase so I spent most of this week responding to questions I have no real answer to. He can really drag it out… the record so far is 12 in a row but I think if he really applies himself the sky’s the limit. Why is that car red? Why is Noisette a dog? Why can’t I have more chocolate, because you’re having som…